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Sarcasm: It will destroy our future?

Reporter: Heywood Jablome

The big question of the century is why some guys do not know No kidding when to stop and when things are more "bizarre." Take the case, Jon Stewart, nor the chain Comedy Central. They laugh at everything, no matter how the situation is not adequate, the world may die of obesity, but Mr. Colbert of "Repor Colber'''think his rib-tickling a sandwich made potatoes chips and whipped. His madness. The end of the world as we know.

We went to talk to some people, real people, to see how this non-stop, nonsensical decision constant joking sarcasm affects the lives of innocents, by date, observation of the world, salt of the earth, everyday ordinary people, you know people who are regular.

What we find is not only shocking, but true, when we were in small towns, real American cities did not booing Comedy Central, see anyone. Nobody. Not even the local city or town bike. Seriously.

Therefore, the search of people whose lives are shattered by the barrage nonstop jokes and talk funny and can not ignore the sarcasm, we decided to move away from small towns and big cities to see who had to travel. Thus, in this research I came across a computer consultant in the Boston airport, reality and fantasy software on your laptop and managed to save $ 2.84 in a cup of coffee, I had to pay $ 200 subscription fee to use the software, of course, but the software is so nice and works at an airport, hell, that works anywhere and everywhere there is the internets, so that when I take my coffee would be without the 100th goal! Great! However, this person software was not an altruistic self unless I told him my research for people affected by the sarcasm and I immediately said his life was devastated by the comedy and sarcasm, poor immigrants, when he moved to U.S. none were severe and simple, but when I began to see Comedy Central, the only basic cable channel was to his studio he shared with 10 others, was his only escape and soon the slow, steady deterioration affects sarcasm took his life and now he says his life is ruined because of the comedy. I decided to dig deeper and requested a formal interview, to my surprise very few, it was agreed, giving me his business is card.Here Abstract:

"Thank you, sir. Err .. Kool … Retha, I said okay. "
"Actually, no, but you can call me by my name."
"Thank you Oh, sir … ummm … Sue-meat, thanks for being with me and share your thoughts on this deadly disease corrupting America. "
"No problem."
"Then, sir," Sue said as sarcasm meat on their lives, which seems to be salt of the earth, one of the common people, you know people who are regulars. "
"Oh yes, and yes, I am regularly in both my personal and professional lives have been ruined by the sarcasm and humor, esp. Comedy Central. "
"Tell me, Mr. Sue-meat, tell me more …"
"Well, as I have already said that … "
"No, tell me again .. "
"Well, I was .. "
"Ok, fine."
"As I said I came here to U.S. with work visas to work for a company software, I was new in the country very naive and a little scary, here in California, all by itself. At first I could not find an apartment because I have no history credit later, I found it, because I have no credit card. What was strange because I could pay money in cash or check, it was important for the rental company that had a credit history, you do not think ironic. "
"I do not know what you mean."
"I want ie you can then yes you are right, this is not ironic .. "
"No. I mean, I do not know what this means, ironically."
"Ohhhh, hmmm this is serious because he was not irony does not matter."
"Yes, I suppose I can view them later. "
"Sure."
"So you said …"
"Yes, very long story short .. I ended up having to share a room with a bath studio the community a bad neighborhood, and although we had a TV, a channel in English, which came on television was Comedy Central. "
"What makes you say, the only channel that was in English. "
"I refer to all other channels were in Spanish."
"Spain Did you move? I am interested in your questions to the United States. "
"No, did not move to Spain, I think a Latino neighborhood and I think that immigrants from Mexico do not matter to see Comedy Central by leaving it in English, while the remaining channels were in Spanish, the Mexicans also speak Spanish. "
"Oh, of course, how could I be so ignorant, sorry, do not connect the dots. "
"Yes, so that only Comedy Central, and you know it's good comedy, which made me forget all the pain and all questions in the study and to share all the smell in the community room. It was not good, it is night and spend the night with less pain and a smile little more, fortunately, all the other housemates were not interested in television all you did was watching porn on their laptops, even asked to play the TV at high volume, I think it was to drown all the noises porn, imagine if I had a laptop, I will not be addicted to sarcasm and humor, my life would been …. Much better Well, anyway I've seen a lot of sarcasm Comedy Central and slowly began to take in all aspects of my life and now I'm doing a little better and I am married and sarcasm all came to haunt me every day, ruined my personal and professional life. "
"How Dr. Sue-meat, how has affected her life too? "
"Well, it's just one life, two aspects of the problem, no two lives .. "
"Yes, his manner of speaking, perhaps, perhaps, could be your .. ironic, huh? "
"No, no, still … touched my life, I can take anything seriously and everything is a joke to me after my wife. I think some jokes and laugh at everything is not how to deal with real emotions, laughter is just one of many emotions that I'm supposed to do, like my wife. This is true, I do not deny, though my wife tells me I live in denial, deny any add all kinds of negative emotions and buried in a bag which is not the right way to live, never a man sad mockery of a situation and agree with my wife in point. So, sarcasm has made me an emotion, no soul, not polite (sic) silly. "
What about your professional life? "
"Joke" Well, I'm in my company. "
"What do you mean?"
"Well, I mean everyone thinks I'm down I can not stand the pressure and large responsibilities and I always joke about what my wife said, except put a more professional HR-ish.
"Hmmm … wow."
"Yes, certainly it's amazing how the same is true in two totally different situations, with two completely different, I mean my wife is my boss, please … She says that what is good for me and my boss … so the end result is almost the same, my wife and my boss and I can not take responsibility and its all for the sarcasm. "I mean, I know that I can take responsibility. I am a very responsible person, I have never been late paying my taxes and pay all fines and privileges over time. "
"Yes, I sure Mr. Sue-meat, which are very responsible, but the curse of sarcasm destroyed both their lives. "
"His one life, Mr. Jablome".
"Oh, call me or Jablome Heywood Heywood.
"I think I prefer Heywood, is your relationship to the news channel reporter Jablome Heykood?
"No, but I am compelled to Rosemary Marlowe.
"Ok, so I said, Heywood, his only life, I mean I only have one life, two different aspects of my life. "
"Yes, I know that everyone has a life, you are being sarcastic with me now, Dr. Sue-meat."
"No, I did not and Sumeet am. "
"What, what?"
"My name."
"What, oh hahah, I understand … Mr Sue was wrong're meat. "
"No, I'm sick and not being funny here."
"Well thanks for your time, Dr. Sue-meat appreciate it. "

Well, here you have people in my brief conversation with a random sample of salt of the earth, ordinary person, you know someone who is regular and how he lives the average person have been devastated by the sarcasm, personal and professional life of the two, so tragic, it would been able to put at least one of your lives, not addicted to sarcasm and later I find it ironic and sounded much like the sarcasm, I was really surprised that he thought it was ironic when himseld realized it was not the disease has completely distorted his view of comedy. I shudder to think of all the pain suffered by his wife, to be constantly confronted by 24/7….i is chilling.

I invite all that the ban on Comedy Central and watch another channel, there is no other way paid if we do not want an exception to any channel, select a clock from any other. Please, for the fu of America for the future of the common people, you know people they are regular. We will not let common people, if it corresponds to Comedy Central. We must do something soon, because I personally think that if no action is taken now, our fu very could be involved.

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